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Wait... WHY DOES YOUR GUINEA PIG VIBRATE? o_o... What the ****?
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That sounds like a horrible girlfriend and a great Guinea pig.
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Why does my goldfish stay in the middle of the tank?
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just pull your vibrator out from guineas pig ass
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Where do I start?
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Keep the Guinea Pig away from your girlfriend.
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correction: pull the vibrator out from the guinea pig's ass and put it on your girlfriend's crotch. or if she's really kinky, just use the vibrating pet.
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Why does she not get wet? Cause you suck in bed, ****. Too bad, so sad. :D
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keep the guinea pig away from your girlfriend
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OMG!(oh my Godzilla)
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'Why does my girlfriend bleed?' Either you abuse her.. or she's on her period.
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Because you are a failure.
Because she is not a girl.
Because it is cold.
Because she is abusive.
Because she is bored with you.
Because it is scrounging for scraps.
Because it could not find any scraps.
Because it is happy.
Because she is actually a human being and contains blood.
Because she dislikes humans.
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Only in australia.
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Answer to all: because they use(d) sex toys.
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Many questions, one answer: You, sir, are an ****.
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