And five seconds after this guy typed that in, there was a single yelp. A week later, his body was found with a fist-sized hole punched through his skull

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  And five seconds after this guy typed that in, there was a single yelp. A week later, his body was found with a fist-sized hole punched through his skull

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  dont let him know you said that

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  LIES! ALL LIES!

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  blasphemy!

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  What yelp? No, man, he didn't have time to yelp. No sign of him has been found, though everyone agrees on one thing: he is no longer among the living. Also, Chuck Norris is the best. 'Cause I don't wanna die.

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  children check their closet for the boogie man, the boogie man checks for chuck norris, and chuck norris checks for Mr. Popo from DBZA

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  And five seconds after this guy typed that in, there was a single yelp. A week later, his body was found with his head missing, due to the most powerful roundhouse kick ever. 100 million years later astronauts discovered a skull on the outer reaches of the universe..

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  nobody. beats. chucknorris.

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  cause chuck said this