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You can't own a Canadian Because it's illegal.................................Shouldn't everyone know that?
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You can't get pregnant because you can't get a boyfriend. You can't get a boyfriend because you can't lose weight. You can't lose weight because you can't stop eating. You can't stop eating because you can't sleep. You can't sleep because you can't get a job. You can't get a job because you can't find a job. You can't find a job because you can't breathe. You can't breathe because you're living in Canada. Does that answer your questions?
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You can't get a boyfriend cause you can't stop eating...
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