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And five seconds after this guy typed that in, there was a single yelp. A week later, his body was found with a fist-sized hole punched through his skull
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And five seconds after this guy typed that in, there was a single yelp. A week later, his body was found with his head missing, due to the most powerful roundhouse kick ever. 100 million years later astronauts discovered a skull on the outer reaches of the universe..
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children check their closet for the boogie man, the boogie man checks for chuck norris, and chuck norris checks for Mr. Popo from DBZA
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cause chuck said this
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What yelp? No, man, he didn't have time to yelp. No sign of him has been found, though everyone agrees on one thing: he is no longer among the living. Also, Chuck Norris is the best. 'Cause I don't wanna die.
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blasphemy!
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nobody. beats. chucknorris.
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dont let him know you said that
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jack bauer saved chuck norris's life on many occasions. the concept of kicking chuck's ass did not occur to jack, who had 24 hours to defoil terrorist plots day in and day out with that motherfucking clock ticking away. walker (texas ranger) saved many people but never civilization as we know it as the true patriot and #1 american jack bauer
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LIES! ALL LIES!
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